So......It's Monday. January 3rd. And I'm in Rinn Law Library. Alone. I have not seen a single other person who is not a member of the staff here today. In fact, when I walked in all the staff members glared at me. Like it was MY fault they had to be here. No, my darlings, you chose to be LIBRARIANS. So you have to work on January 3rd. Unlike me. I'm here by (mostly) choice.*
It's actually rather upsetting to think that one day in the very near future, I will not be working alone on January 3rd. In fact, we will all be working on January 3rd. Because we'll be in the real world. Where you don't get to just take a month off to read fiction, watch television, bake cookies, and generally rot your brain. We'll actually have to work. And guys, there will be consequences to our actions!
The mere thought of not living in a perpetually hypothetical world leaves me quaking in my (stylish, yet affordable) boots.**
But on the plus side, at least I won't be the only one at work on a Monday morning. You can all suffer with me.
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*And partly, "Oh my God, I forgot to accomplish anything over the last 2.5 weeks."
**I am not actually wearing boots right now.
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