Monday, March 21, 2011

And Now, a Message From Our Sponsors

Hello,
For those of you who don't know, my name is Chewbacca.  I am a 5 pound canine who strongly dislikes Amanda, unless she is giving me food.  (I have also heard that she has her own dog who is less than dignified at all times, but that is neither here nor there.)  Regardless, she is a bad influence on my owner and I would appreciate it if she would disappear from my life.

That is why I am pleased to announce that Amanda has come down with "a wicked case of the stomach flu," and will be unable to provide you with any sort of wisdom today.  She also says to enjoy your spring breaks, and that she will return on Wednesday.

Thank you for your patience.

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