One of the best/worst things about law school is that you begin to see lawsuits EVERYWHERE.Taxi pulls too far up in the intersection, narrowly missing a pedestrian? Negligence. A kid hits his little sister? Battery. You come to a bar with one girl and leave with another? Failing to negotiate in good faith. (Thanks for that one, Jacobs.)
And while I can’t yet offer legal advice, at some point during my procrastination while trying not to read property I ran across THIS book cover:
Does that look wonky to you? (Yes, wonky is now a legal term.) It’s because in the interests of censureship, the model has no right breast. Seriously, it’s photoshopped out. And while I’m technically not able to offer legal advice, she should sue. Because if everyone thinks that’s what her breasts look like, she’s never going to work again.
I’m not exactly sure what legal theory we’re going on here, but there’s got to be SOMETHING. I feel bad for her. All those lost future wages. Call me in 2.5 years, kid. We’ll do business. I’ll be researching until then.
Pirate Booty was a better cover.
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